Proposal For A Better State of The Union Speech

Last night, in watching the State of the Union speech, my mind was fixated on the flag and how the ripples in the fabric look just like the figure in curly yellow birch.
Coincidentally, or maybe not so coincidentally, I bought 2 twelve-foot boards of the stuff on Tuesday for just such a project.I propose that next year Barack Obama should make his speech with these behind him. I think we'd all be better off if the self-important blow-bags spent their time commenting on the art behind the President's head rather then their interpretation of what he said.